I am JK and I've been hired as a security specialist at Easy Oosies.
This is a picture of me hiding behind some peas. ;-)
I am one of the top security experts in the world. Probably the best just like the drink.
I've been asked to check the compny web server and the web site that is under development. The company owners think that the company is being watched by hackers who intend to hack the companies systems. I told them that's impossible because I've set the security up to 150%. I'm using IPv9 as well.
I have set up a test account on the system that only I can access. The account is "tnuoccA pmeT". I know this back to front.
The thing is, as soon as the hackers know I'm working here they will go away because they will be too scared to even look at the office building never mind try to hack in.