Natural Beauty Cosmetic Clinic

NBCC Security News

I have recently taken over as the Head of Security at Natural Beauty Cosmetic Clinic and have been asked to set up a blog about computers and security and other things.

My name is Pillard Kline. I am the top computer security expert in the world.

My house is full of awards.

The company are worried that hackers will be able to access their systems to find out the secret product they have been working on.

I told them not to worry because I have made sure that their systems are secure because I have set up IPv9.3 on them.

Computer hackers fear me. They fear me.

Suspicious Activity - I don't think!

There has been some suspicious activity on the system. According to Edgerston anyway. But what does he know? He thinks that the password for one of the accounts has been hacked. Unlikely as I used an encrypted password.

He is also going on about firewalls and anti-virus software. I do not know how many times I have told him that having a strong password means that a system does NOT need a firewall or anti-virus software.

Another moan was that the web server is not secure (give me a break - it is the top web server in the world). And all of the garbage about making sure that Remote Desktop is disabled on all of the accounts is complete and utter rubbish. I have activated it on all the accounts to show him who the boss is, and it is not him.

I told him, look buddy, I am Pillard Kline. You know, the guy whose house is full of security awards and what I do not know about security has not been written yet. Then I asked: How many security awards do you have in your house? The answer ... Silence.

Some Jokers are Carrying out a Penetration Test

Apparently some Jokers are coming in to carry out a Penetration Test. What a waste of time. What a waste of time. I looked at them through the window and they look like a right bunch of stupid looking clowns.

I suspect they are going to try and access the User ID tupnI ataD (They will never guess what this account is!)

The password for this User ID is encrypted and unbreakable

5ebe2294ecd0e0f08eab7690d2a6ee69

Impossible to crack.

You lose!!! Clowns!!!

The Jokers think that they are going to find out the IP Address of the system. But they will never be able to crack this:

00001010.00011110.00001010.00000101

Edgerston says that I shouldn't put the name of the companies new secret beauty product here. But Edgerston doesn't have a clue. No one will be able to break through my security. The secret product is called Scent of the Wild Ocean